Non-Traditional Leather
I am Non Traditional Leather
I don't care about what you say
I'm gonna play with who I want,
Whether bisexual, straight or gay (or whatever)
I'm Non Traditional Leather
I don't wear my boots to the bar
I'm not looking to impress you
Just get your friend in my car
I'm Non Traditional Leather
I'm not gonna bother with a facade
I'm not representing anyone else but me
And I don't give a shit about Marquis de Sade
I'm not trying to start a war
Don't need to start a fight
I'm just looking for a dirty good time
and some flesh to bite
I don't care about your traditions
Talk about honor til you're blue in the face
I'm not a fuckin boy scout
So get the hell off my case!
All your talk about integrity
and your worry about class
It doesn't mean shit if you don't live it
Now excuse me while I eat some ass.
You may call me immature and callow
You can say I don't know anything at all
I'm not trying to be funny or shallow
So excuse me for buying my gear at the mall
Let me tell you of my rituals, heres what i like to do
Save your beers, i'll stick with a vodka tonic
my friend's still in the car smokin some chronic
You can leave your number at the sound of the tone
But I'll only call you back if I want another bone
My friends all are outcasts, we don't fit the mold
And we hate the Guards, both the New and Old
We're puppys, ponys, littles and Bigs
And the girls like glitter and smoking E cigs
We'll wear cotton, corduroy, rubber and latex
Fabric don't matter, its mostly off during sex.
A lot of us are switches, thats just how we roll
And we're not satisfied just leaning on a pole.
We're Non Traditional Leather
We break all your rules.
We think that those who try to fit in
Are just a bunch of tools
Talkin bout Non Traditional Leather
We're chattin on your forums
We're making our own way
But we work hard and give all our hearts
So don't tell me about "dues we gotta pay"
If you don't like our clothing
Our styles, kink or voice
Well go and do your own thing!
You've got the fucking choice!
But the doors were opened for us years ago
We are not going away
We're going to have some dirty fun
So stand back and watch us play.
We're playing in the dungeon
We'll be as loud as we please
We'll hit hard and make sounds
That'll bring a siren to her knees
Talkin birds and the bees
Rest my feet upon sissies
I'll beat him while he pees
Call it a new fetish if you please
I'm just Non Traditional Leather Baby!
I've got bruises on my back
Needles poke me, Perverts rope me
I'm flying high and I'll be back
We're girls, boys, grrrls, bois, Women, Womyn, and Men
Or any other label you choose, this isn't "Way Back When"
We're drumming our own drum, Cause we thought that's what it's about
So enjoy fighting over a simple Title, Cover, Status and Clout
Unless you'd like to join us, we're pretty inclusive ya'll
We're Non Traditional Leather, and we're gonna have a ball!
